Whoopi Goldberg: I stomp on everyone I can. Whoopi Goldberg: I live for that. Please make your quotes accurate. With Martin Short, Jan Hooks, Linda Cardellini, Janeane Garofalo. Jiminy Glick: I'm one of those guys that needs it regular, ya know? People in the room say 'look at the girl - she has wonderful tits, I go upstairs alone and I rub against things.'. I didn't know that. Ambien and KY! It's not necessary! Primetime Glick is an American television series starring Martin Short as Jiminy Glick. Jiminy Glick in Lalawood Quotes. Andre Devine: ShoWest? Tower] That's a phallic-looking thing! Sometimes Dixie's awake for it, most of the time she's not. For me it's been a fantastic... it's where I come from, and it's um... Jiminy Glick: You're Canadian? O-P-E-R-A. A strip club? Jiminy Glick: [voiceover while interviewing Rob Lowe] Isn't it amazing, just 6 months ago, when I was talking to Arlene Shayhee, I was so bored. Kiefer Sutherland: Yeah, what's that about? Talk about bein' gay! You are like a terrifying asian woman who is covered with piss! Don't you wanna just finally answer it? Culture critic Jiminy Glick gets tied up in a murder case at the Toronto Film Festival. O-P-E-R-A. And remember to spell my name right. I am on my knees like German teenager to English people with wrotten teeth in their mouths! Sometimes Dixie's awake for it, most of the time she's not. Browse more character quotes from Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (2004). And suddenly he looks at me like I'm like this idiot or this fool. Remind you of anybody? Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! I didn't know that. What have I learned, I wonder. Best Horror Movies. Jiminy Glick: The film, "Growing up Gandhi", ha! https://www.quotes.net/movies/jiminy_glick_in_lalawood_quotes_127696. Jiminy Glick: Oprah Winfrey, how do you do what you do so consistently? Jiminy Glick: If it's human waste, save some for me. Jiminy Glick: Ha ha! Jiminy Glick: [voiceover while interviewing Rob Lowe] Isn't it amazing, just 6 months ago, when I was talking to Arlene Shayhee, I was so bored. Jiminy Glick: And you're Canadian, I hear. There are no approved quotes yet for this movie. Because you are in corner sucking on a ice statue of Ving Rhames. Kiefer Sutherland: Yeah, what's that about? No quotes approved yet for Jiminy Glick in Lalawood. Quotes.net. Andre Devine: Reach into my asshole and grab my wallet. Jiminy Glick: HAH! What's that about? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Jiminy Glick is a fictional character portrayed by Martin Short in the TV series Primetime Glick (2001–2003), the subsequent 2004 film Jiminy Glick in Lalawood, and Short's Broadway show Martin Short: Fame Becomes Me.He began as a recurring character on The Martin Short Show.When that show was canceled, he was spun off into his own series, Primetime Glick, which ran for three seasons.