At the mall I swing by Kohl’s and wouldn’t you know it? From my puny little perspective, it just looks a little jacked up at times.’ and “I immediately realized all the seeming obstacles throughout that day, and the zig zagging all across town, had actually literally led me to be in the right place at the right time.”. As long as you are practicing on some level, you will never get “stuck.”, Thanks for the gentle reminder that yes if I just get out of our own puny way things usually turn out better than expected! Whatever the case, it was not fun, and I was getting pretty freaking cranky about it. When you nourished the soul of the Universe for that particular desire, the whole universe conspires in helping you to achieve it. Forgetting is painful. Love the analogy of stopping a poop half way out! Send inquiries to website please❤️ Great blog! On a scale of 1-10, how comfortable are you talkin. Yay for 50% off earrings! Their silver earrings are all 55% off! 2) Lineage based practices are protection! What’s your point? The whole thing disappears into cyberspace, and we have no idea how to get it back. Perhaps it was due to Mercury retrograde. I was a monk for 10 years, a stripper, a model, an actor, an organic gardener, and a student of natural health and alternative medicine. Get to store number 2, and they are also out of heaters! Karma is clearing and healing is happening. Send inquiries to website please❤️. It means that when you consistently engage in the Tibetan 5 Element Tantric Practices, you are literally “hooking up” your consciousness with 2,600 years of lineage masters. As you said yourself those Dakinis are tricky! I “get off” on exploring that point of divine union -where sexuality, spirituality, and personal growth intersect. You know, the kind where everything that can go wrong, does go wrong, (and even some things we never imagined!) Yep, time to get another heater. Can’t these people keep their shelves stocked? I have devoted my entire adult life to studying the ”essence” that infuses all of life through meditation, Tantra-Yoga, Sensual Dance and Compassionate Communication. IATE Graduate Event! If any of your dreams are not coming true whether it is about love, relationship, job, money, health or simply well-being, the reason is this only. Perhaps I was purifying karma. We’ve all had those days where it seems like karma is biting us in the ass. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.-When you are enthusiastic about what you do, you feel this positive energy. Things are starting to look up a bit. That’s like stopping a poop halfway out. It is. authentictantra So remember that you are clearing karma and “blocks to bliss“, on every level of your being. During sex and pleasure this can look like- feeling numbness, pain, irritation, anger, tears, etc. There is power in these teachings, that’s why they have been kept secret in the mountains of Tibet for 1,500 some odd years. Had I gotten in and out of the store hours earlier as planned, I would have been even grouchier to get that text, and realize I missed my pick up by a few minutes! From my puny little perspective, it just looks a little jacked up at times. Crap! I make my way back to store number one, and finally locate a decent heater that will fit in my house nicely (aesthetics are everything don’t you know), and actually heat the place enough, so that I can function without my fingers turning blue! Yay for the butter chicken & naan bread! Yay for heater ( I totally get it’s gotta look just right thing – I am one of those gals too!) Things happened and they are neither good nor bad, it is only ourselves that perceive those events as either good or not. As you align with the energy of the Universe, which is positive and giving, you will find yourself able to receive those gifts. I buy 3 pairs of nice, big, fat, glitzy hoops for the price that I paid for one pair the week before. Suddenly I get the brilliant idea to get some comfort food at the mall, to help me deal with life. Even if all you can do is follow 21 breaths and say a few mantras, as long as you are turning your mind in the direct of  your practice, the karma clearing process will continue. Starts O, IATE Graduate Event: Sensual Magic Starts October, Many of the folks in the field of “wellness” w, IATE Graduate Event from @missrosiebitts -Calling, Mantra for Life ~ I am unable to be in relationshi, How I Healed Chronic Pain With Tantric Masturbation, Every Moment Is An Opportunity For Growth, My Experience of Being “Transracial” as a Biracial Woman, Tantra Practice for Clearing Blocks and Creating Blessings. 1) If you are “practicing” you are “purifying”, meaning- stuff is coming OUT! At this point I head off to run my errands, already late and cranky about my lost earring, cranky about wasting time and money with legal stuff. Really. Wowzers! Gourmet Sex - A Taste of Tant On a scale of 1-10, how comfortable are you talkin There are like 4 heaters in the whole store, and not the kind I wanted or was imagining in my mind. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Nothing like butter chicken and Naan bread to warm my heart. So essentially, what is…is, accept it and trust that the Universe knows what’s is better for you than you do yourself…. Damn straight. What To Do When The Universe Conspires Against You! Since your day turned out so much for the better one has to assume something better shall be coming along for you other than the first deposition that disappeared which will be of greater benefit!! AND these clasps stay secure. Achieve, Conspires, Helping, Something, Universe, Want, You Quotes to Explore Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. I am an accomplished Tantrika of the Shangpa Kagyu Lineage of Vajrayana Tibetan Buddhism, and one of the first people in North America qualified to teach the Tibetan 5 Element Practices for sexual healing. Gourmet Sex - A Taste of Tant, IATE Graduate Event with @missrosiebitts! I have had extensive training in Non-Violent Communication as taught by Marshall Rosenberg, since 2005, and have been a meditation instructor and workshop facilitator since 2000. I have experiences in life when it seems as though everything is against me, and usually everything ends up turning out for the worst. & Yay for arrival of package early! It is nice to know that some days I am not the only one throwing up my arms looking above and saying “WTF”!!!!!:):). Then you’ll experience the Universe conspiring to give you what you want. I go to store number one to find a heater. Do you think the Universal Forces conspire to help or to hinder you? No matter what. Thanks Devi! The worst thing we can do in those moments is stop practicing all together. I was already pretty cranky starting the day out, due to the fact that I had lost one of my beautiful, brand-new, solid silver hoop earrings, which I had just bought a few days before. -When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.-So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.-Waiting is painful. The day started to get even more funky at the lawyer’s office, when after spending a full 1.5 hours crafting my “deposition” (at $225 and hour I might add) said lawyer pushes a button on his computer, and poof! No matter what comes up, no matter the obstacles that arise or how much karma you seem to be healing all at once. I am an Author, Radio Show Personality, Certified Tantric Healer, Certified Authentic Tantra™ Educator, and Co-Founder of Authentic Tantra™ Sexual Education. There are like 4 heaters in the whole store, and not the kind I wanted or was imagining in my mind. I’m sure we’ve all had similar experiences in life, when it seems as though everything is against us, and yet it all turns out to be for the best. “But then, I had another reminder that even though it may seem like the universe is conspiring against me at times, it is actually conspiring to support me. There is a saying in our lineage that – “The Dakini’s are tricky”, so sometimes stuff NOT working out is for our best interest, even though it may look a little fracked up! Grumble, grumble. I had one of those days recently. To top all of this off, I even got to the gym as planned (right on schedule I might add), got home and had a fabulous show. Tell me in a comment below. Except they are all (or mostly) gone! But here’s the kicker, as I was literally walking to the cash register, to purchase my hard won heater, I get a text saying that a package I ordered was ready to be picked up that very moment, from that very store! WTF! The novel constantly points out throughout, that whatever you do in life is written, it is the works of fate, and the whole universe conspires to make it come true because it is meant to be. Even when I hope for the best. Grumble grumble. By gently continuing with your mindfulness practice, you keep the forward momentum going. I have studied Ayurveda, Yoga, several styles of Dance including West African, Belly Dance, Ballet, Modern, and Jazz. Those days when every where you turn, there’s a big ole brick wall smacking you in the face. 3) Keep doing your practice. What does that mean? IATE Graduate Event! A picture paints a thousand words! Hello James, well I make my point several times throughout the article. Follow on Instagram In life it can sometimes look like all hell is breaking loose! Love your idea of comfort food But then, I had another reminder that even though it may seem like the universe is conspiring against me at times, it is actually conspiring to support me. ... to help me deal with life. We’ve all had those days where it seems like karma is biting us in the ass. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A GUEST ON SEX IS MEDICINE? Expectations lead to diisapointments, therefore expect nothing, accept everything. Copyright 2013-2017 Devi Ward Tantra ~ Institute of Authentic Tantra Education ~ Tantra Certification, Coaching, and Classes in Vancouver, BC, Toronto and North America. You think “WTF did I do to make God hate me today?”. IATE Graduate Event with @missrosiebitts! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A GUEST ON SEX IS MEDICINE? Rooted in Tibetan 5 Element Tantra•Trauma Informed•Government Certified Holistic Healing For Body/Mind/Sex! But what to do in those moments when we are simply stuck in the mire of life, and it just looks crappy? I am further frustrated by the fact that this particular store seems to consistently be out of exactly what I need, on a regular basis. It’s been so cold in my house that I can see my breath, and my poor cat is huddled in front of my one tiny heater, shivering in her fur coat. Nothing like … var sb_instagram_js_options = {"font_method":"svg","placeholder":"https:\/\/deviwardtantra.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/instagram-feed\/img\/placeholder.png","resized_url":"http:\/\/deviwardtantra.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sb-instagram-feed-images\/"}; Rooted in Tibetan 5 Element Tantra•Trauma Informed•Government Certified Holistic Healing For Body/Mind/Sex! And, get this- I had just gotten an email that morning that the package would not be ready for pick up until next week, another thing I was grumbling about that day.