The musical is based on the 1973 play Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street by Christopher Bond. Complete soundtrack list, synopsys, video, plot review, cast for Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street show. The Worst Pies in London Lyrics by Sweeney Todd on theworstpiesinlondonlyrics Soundtrack Lyrics to Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Broadway musical. From the Album: Sweeney Todd Musical Soundtrack (2005) (buy at amazon.com) SYNOPSIS Ballad of Sweeney Todd (Prologue) No Place Like London The Barber and His Wife The Worst Pies in London Poor Thing My Friends Ballad of Sweeney Todd (Reprise) Green Finch and Linnet Bird Ah, Miss Johanna Pirelli's Miracle Elixir The Contest BOTH: Candles. Sweeney Todd: Or-- combing out their, Judge Turpin: Combing out their. Lyrics to 'The Contest' by Sweeney Todd: I am Adolfo Pirelli, da king of da barbers Da barber of kings E buon giorno, good day, I blow you a kiss And I da so-famous Pirelli I wish-a to know-a who has-a da nerve-a The characters' motives in this song are clear: Sweeney Todd intends to murder Judge Turpin, and Turpin only wants to get a shave and talk about love. Sweeney Todd Soundtrack lyrics: 'A Little Priest', 'The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd (Prologue)', 'No Place Like London', 'Epiphany', 'The Worst Pies In London' Top 5 songs A Little Priest Judge Turpin: What we do for women! Judge Turpin: Then they leave. BOTH: Hair. Todd intends to kill Turpin I'm your friend too, Mr. Todd If you only knew, Mr. Todd, ooh, Mr. Todd You're warm in my hand, my friend You've come home Always had a fondness for you, I did. Rest now, my friends Never you fear, Mr. Todd You can move in here, Mr. Todd Splendors you never have dreamed Sweeney Todd: Pretty women Blowing out their, Judge Turpin: Blowing out their. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street is a 1979 musical thriller with music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim and book by Hugh Wheeler. In the Broadway production, this song follows Poor Thing and precedes The Ballad of Sweeney Todd (Reprise). Sweeney Todd: Pretty women Pretty women are a wonder Pretty women. "My Friends" Track Info.