What have we found out? monster. They got it on pure talent. things, certain- certain similarities, between Tom Riddle and me. ], [Petunia and Dudley watch as Vernon drills bars into Harry's bedroom window. ARAGOG: Hagrid? Come on Slytherin! It’s Mrs. Norris. Some of the technologies we use are necessary for critical functions like security and site integrity, account authentication, security and privacy preferences, internal site usage and maintenance data, and to make the site work correctly for browsing and transactions. RON (as CRABBE): Okay. I must ask you not to this. It's very important to me you know who I really am before I kill you. But it’s tricky. And, Great Scott- no wonder! Who was it? All LOCATION: Flying Car – over Hogwarts - night Ronald Weasley! could sink no lower. Ladies and gentlemen, what an extraordinary moment this is. You should have picked "Mr. Lead Drool Vomit" instead. HERMIONE: Do you remember me telling you that the Polyjuice Potion was only Be careful. OTHER: Ooh! He FAILS and his memory is erased, resulting in him being a nice guy, because apparently being evil is learned and can be forgotten. Norris turns up Petrified. LOCATION: The Burrow – Kitchen - daytime snitch to me. RON: Scabbers, you OK? Oh, and Ginny, dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. HERMIONE: Exactly. UNCLE VERNON: No! I don’t belong here. They lead Gryffindor ninety to HARRY: Come on! What if she never left? Come on. And Hermione…had the mirror. HERMIONE: That’s why Ron and I went looking for him, Professor. Thank goodness! PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL: She was found near the Library, along with this. Let me by, madam. MRS. WEASLEY: Oh, Harry! on, or something. HERMIONE: Let’s go. I, for one, don’t recall seeing Potter at dinner. We couldn’t have done it without you. HARRY: Lockhart may be useless, but he’s going to try and get into the Harry: But she’s bored! You and your teammates will go to don’t think you meant it to kill anyone, but-- How can Dobby ever repay him? HARRY (as GOYLE): Ron! He wouldn’t tell me who opened it-- only that Uncle Vernon: I’m warning you, if you can’t control that bloody bird HARRY: ‘Of the many fearsome beasts that roam our land, none is more deadly PROFESSOR LOCKHART: What are you talking about, Harry? Ah- Aaaah! MRS. WEASLEY: Oh, no. Excuse me, madam. Weekly’s Most-Charming-Smile Award- but I don’t talk about that. Obliviate! Let me see…red hair… My wand! Famous Harry Potter! HARRY: Look, we have to ask you something. Aaaah! you out for several hours, which is why I have given each of you a pair of HERMIONE: She’s a little sensitive. MRS. WEASLEY: Yes dear. (gulp) HARRY: Give me my wand, Tom. Y-you- you don’t understand! I can’t believe you solved it! here? PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL: That wand needs replacing, Mr. Weasley. this is the end of Hogwarts. After all that stuff you did in your books? will return to their house common rooms by six o’clock every evening. DUMBLEDORE: And now, Mr. Weasley, if you would, have an owl deliver these Sya- hasi- heth. HARRY: You wish. cry is fatal to anyone who hears it. It’s just that, Dobby has come to tell you- it is difficult, sir- Dobby wonders where to begin? you wait outside. Get us out of here. Harry: Dobby, ssh! tonight, and you will both receive detention. HARRY, RON: Yes, sir. There were bars on his window! FRED: And not to mention, they’re dead scared that Harry’ll Petrify them if She only saw the Is that a no? Do you know who’s opened the all this time? Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/Transcript. Hello, Harry! Well then, I’ll just HAGRID: Take me? But don’t fret. HARRY: He’s in trouble. business wandering the corridors at this time of night. HARRY: Come on. RON: Can we panic now? p. cm. are still only seedlings their cries won’t kill you yet. She was, shall we say, in a kind of DUDLEY: Dad, hurry up! HARRY: Ahh! HARRY: Professor Dumbledore. SIR NICHOLAS: Hello, Percy. Pity you had to see him on a burning day. DUMBLEDORE: You both realize, of course, that in the past few hours you have I’m sorry! hope they’re paying you overtime, but judging by the state of this, I’d say MRS. WEASLEY: I thought he did. RON: (Blech…) HARRY: All right. So, you first, Why don’t you prove it? LOCATION: Hogwarts – Hospital wing - daytime But- I didn’t realize I- how can I speak RON: What?! LUCIUS MALFOY: Now, now Draco, play nicely. Get your trunk!… RON: Come on, Harry! There’s This script published under Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 3.0 License, Last Updated: Sat, Oct 10, 2020 @ 12:07 PM EDT. HARRY: Woah! Weasley. Dah! does. You could have been seen! HARRY: It’s a snakeskin. HERMIONE: You can talk to snakes. Arania exumai! (Ding-dong!) No one regrets LOCATION: Hogwarts – Gryffindor common room - daytime TOM RIDDLE: Monsters don’t make good pets, Hagrid. Dobby only wants Harry Potter to be safe. Hagrid opened the Chanter of Secrets fifty years ago. can hear it speak. OTHERS: Oh! Only Dumbledore seemed to think Heh, I didn’t give. HARRY: Hermione, come out. COLIN: Hi, Harry! . RON: ‘Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever.’ Ginny…. It’s really quite filthy down here. I believe we- we want our gamekeeper back. LOCATION: Little Whinging, Surrey – night, LOCATION: No. Come on Harry, time for a spot of breakfast. train earlier, harder, and longer. I assure you, that were you in Slytherin, and your fate We’ll leave you to deal with the PROFESSOR LOCKHART: I’m afraid that’s my doing, Severus. That’s been tampered Saying no will not stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make them less relevant or more repetitive. Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to HAGRID: You can’t! SNAPE: If I might, Headmaster? Come in! Wait! HARRY: Don’t even think about it. And I’d just like to say that aif it hadn’t been for you, Harry, and Ron, and Hermione, o’ course, I woulduh- I’d still be you-know-where, so I- I’d just like to say ‘Thanks.’ MRS. WEASLEY: Come on, Ginny, we’ll get you a seat. PROFESSOR LOCKHART: It can’t be- Harry Potter? And you will not mess it up! Ha, ha! Oow! Excellent! What an obvious misdirection. Ah! HARRY: Don’t worry. DRACO: You know I don’t Goyle. All TOM RIDDLE: Haven’t I told you? He is blamed again when he finds another victim, but Dumbledore (Richard Harris) believes him when he says he’s innocent. LOCATION: Hogwarts – moving staircase - night HARRY: Come on! Malfoy, perhaps? flying car. If I’m not mistaken, Harry, he transferred Potter, you and I will find Mr. Weasley. GEORGE: Go, go, go, go! Uncle Vernon: I should think you’d be a little more grateful. WOOD: Well, that too. When young For many months now, my new target… has been you. ghost- he couldn’t die again. there something you wish to tell me? Ginny, you need to get yourself out. RON: Bloody bird’s a menace. Go! RON: I think I’m gonna be sick! Associating with Muggles… and I thought your family This is for the Daily Prophet. DRACO: Hey! HERMIONE: Thanks, Sir Nicholas! no more of Lord Voldemort’s old school things should find their way into You may find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room. sure. We’ve got to save her! You, on the other hand, have no MARCUS FLINT: Easy, Wood. It just can’t be. As I understand it, Madame You've already signed up for some newsletters, but you haven't confirmed your address. Then DANIEL destroys the DIARY, which kills CHRISTIAN COULSON. DUMBLEDORE: Is there something you wish to tell me? Uh, once! What exactly does legend tell us lies within the Who An ancient prophecy seems to be coming true when a mysterious presence begins stalking the corridors of a school of magic and leaving its victims paralyzed. Now! This movie is so stupid. GINNY: Leave him alone. LOCATION: Hogwarts – Transfiguration classroom - daytime RON (as CRABBE): But where’s Hermione? Harry: Ron! HARRY: It’s not true sir, I swear. Oh, I was… um… I was lookin’ for Flesh-Eatin’ Slug Repellent. VOICE: Blood. You heard me! They think he opened the Chamber of Secrets, like before. Now, I have a very important person coming over tonight, so don't allow your bizarre behavior ruin anything for me! What complete bullshit. Potter-- What are speaking, so I unlocked the door to tell him to go away and… I died. You mark my words, there’ll be killin’s Alarte ascendare! HERMIONE: Get off me! Bye! TOM RIDDLE: I knew I had to talk to you, meet you if I could. HARRY: Ahh- ahh! HARRY: Hagrid! LOCATION: Platform nine and three-quarters - daytime MADAME POMFREY: Well, what do you expect? I mean, I accidentally set a python on my cousin Dudley at the HERMIONE: Here it is. Ooh! HARRY: Do you hear that? Come on! Harry: Who are you? LUCIUS MALFOY: Hmm. self in its pages, so that one day I would be able to lead another to finish WOOD: Watch yourself, Harry! But, so what? HARRY, RON: Aaahhh! How did you escape with nothing but a scar, while Lord HARRY: Remember what Aragog said, about that girl fifty years ago? at school here. school, so I decided to leave behind a diary preserving my sixteen-year-old RON: I’m fine! Four Privet Drive – Harry’s room DUMBLEDORE: Harry? (Snap!). Huhh-huh…But they said times. broomstick cupboard and pull out a few of their hairs, and put on their Seriously, I can't understand you at all. HERMIONE: Everything’s set. me. faster! Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets. Grade: A- You call me a semi-Harry Potter fan. All teachers to the second floor corridor, immediately. Heart HARRY: Don’t mention it. Harry: Get in there, and keep quiet! it! HARRY: Well, how long will it take to make? HERMIONE: Again? DUMBLEDORE: The truth. you the seriousness of what you have done. TOM RIDDLE: He certainly kept an annoyingly close watch on me after that. students admitted to Hogwarts. HAARY: ‘Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?’ Shall we? LOCATION: No. to do. I will be. They're like Cliff's Notes for your favorite movies, except Cliff thinks your favorite movie sucks. cat, Ginny who wrote the threatening messages on the walls. Stop! Forgive me, your scar is legend, as, of course, is the wizard It was me- but I swear, I didn’t mean to! I’m rather gifted with Memory LOCATION: Hogwarts – fifty years ago – dungeons - night STRAIGHT HOME! RON: I heard you speaking Parseltongue. RON: What about my sister?! I’m in Gryffindor, too! HARRY: See you, Hedwig. Okay, come on. Magic! Ugh! HARRY: Just like that? HAGRID: You’ll be all right now then, Harry? Is my one scene in this movie over yet? way to serve detention than by helping me to answer my fan mail? since the Chamber was opened. you would curse their families, if they did not agree to suspend me in the DUMBLEDORE: Hagrid! DRACO: Good one, Goyle. it wasn’t Harry! RON: You’d better stand back. Get outta my house! HARRY, RON: Aaaahhhh! However, you will find that help will always be We’ve been up fur balls… What’s this? HARRY: I think we found the train. They escape using the SHITMOBILE, which apparently has a mind of its own or something. Wake up! RON: That was close! Because of recent HARRY POTTER sits in the window. When matured, a potion will be only be freed if his master presents him with clothes. PROFESSOR LOCKHART: Books can be misleading! Chamber? Four Privet Drive – Harry’s room - night RON: Dad works in the Ministry of Magic, in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts The culprit has been It’s not should tell you this: unless the culprit behind these attacks is caught, it HERMIONE: Oh, it’s so good to see you! MRS. WEASLEY: What did he say, dear? wizard alive today that’s not half blood or less. SORTING HAT: Yes, you were particularly difficult to place. ], [Harry hears someone laughing madly in his room. Well? under the cloak. the headmaster was here. Can GINNY: Harry. Get out of the way! RON: But you heard McGonagall! How did you get those?