I may leave the country if I am wrong. 7:38 THE MEND will, it seems, kick off the BGT final. News, photos, videos and full episode guide, Britain’s Got Talent grand final 2012: how the public voted, Susan Boyle to appear in stage musical about her own life, The X Factor and Britain’s Got Talent responsible for 1.6 billion YouTube views. Actually I think it might be Revlon Super Lustrous Fire & Ice. Jonathan and Charlotte reminding us that they’re 16 and 17 – which is fairly amazing – could swing it. And perhaps there’s time for Stavros Flatley. I’m about as impressed by this as I would be if someone came on and did some weightlifting, or archery, or the biathlon. Choir smothers dog. Look at Spelbound: lots of big gigs, but now sleeping rough under a discarded pommel horse. They’re not in a separate show tomorrow. 9:39 Not really, it’s the 2012 finalists saying what it WOULD mean. It’s LOVEABLE ROGUES! 9:21 Making a triumphant return to the BGT stage now, it’s JAI MCDOWALL! I keep thinking they’ll start singing: “We’re going to Wemberlee, que sera sera.”. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. Hard to say. 7:46 BGT goes straight to ads. Looking for some great streaming picks? Our best wishes for a productive day. Was it better than a 16-year-old girl in a catsuit lying on the floor and a dog jumping on her in time to the Mission: Impossible theme, though? Career Britain's Got Talent. 8:53 “Every single one of you gave it 100%,” says Simon. Lucky & Area 51 Britain's Got Talent 2012 Audition - YouTube So it’s them, or the dog or the opera. DOG OR OPERA? Classic footage of them being phoned by the judges and being shocked to hear that they are the wild card, despite the film crew there with them. Despite not winning, the young duo were offered a £1 million record deal by Simon Cowellon his record label Syco. Just enter in five years’ time! If anything, Jonathan was a bit subdued there – Charlotte was carrying it for much of the song. Both sides refused to engage fully in the 15-minute face-off there, with The Voice bunging out the inessential team perfs, and BGT sacrificing The Mend to the scheduling gods. 9:35 Montage of this year’s series, including David Walliams saying, “I feel like I’ve found my family at last.” Much has happened since then. 8:45 Comment From Bolt I am a bit annoyed. BRITAIN’S Got Talent contestant Jack Saunders’ family have been left devastated after the dancer took his own life. It doesn’t matter how much talent you’ve got – if you’re up against a dancing dog at the top of its game, you might as well just stay at home…. With Ryan O’Shaughnessy doing his own material, will Sam respond or will it be another drippy cover? Re-live what was almost certainly the greatest night in BGT history, blow by blow! I will be going down to Mac tomorrow to ask what lipstick Sam was wearing, though. 9:17 So far as I could see Simon was conducting to the special music that constantly plays in his head. You have to say he sang that superbly, and he’ll benefit both from the song being familiar and, conversely, from it being his own song. 9:21 Comment From cassieW Maybe Jonathan should sing whilst rolling around with pudsey-the ultimate act!!